Friday, August 28, 2009

Nazi Dominatrix Caught Having Mosley Sex Orgy

Investigative reporters on the Eighth Gear news team have uncovered possibly the largest Nazi-related sex scandal of the season.

Brunhilda von Kourtescheim, a respected actress and Nazi dominatrix of Berlin's efficient Burlesque District, on Saturday engaged in a sexual act so vile it has no doubt caused irreversible psychological damage all the individuals involved. Andrew "Hans" Innocenti of the Eighth Gear news team infiltrated a ring of male prostitutes hired by von Kourtescheim to role play in her decadent fantasy.

"I found myself in a basement apartment with three other men," recalls Innocenti. "When [von Kourtescheim] entered the 'office,' as she called it, she handed each of us a Max Mosley mask and told us to put them on."

Max Mosley, the current president of the FIA, has been the subject of a number of twisted sexual plots in recent months, but none anywhere near as large scale as the one devised by von Kourtescheim. Over an hour and a half of hidden camera footage shows the group of Mosleys kneeling in front of von Kourtescheim and pretending to extort large sums of money from her. She would derive great pleasure whenever a Mosley told her she was risking "losing her franchise" unless she agreed to outrageous financial demands and forced to sign various mock contracts. Every time a mock contract was signed, she would give the successful Mosley a one-hundred euro banknote. Video suggests over three thousand Euro was spend in the course of an hour.

"If we didn't keep up the Mosley charade, we wouldn't get paid. I have done some awful, terrible, embarrassing things for money, but never anything this shameful," says one male participant who asked to remain nameless. His insistence on his anonymity is out of fear "my clientele may stop paying to have sex with me out of disgust. I have seen it happen, where word gets out [a gigolo] has role-played Mosley -- we call it 'pulling a Mosley' -- and he no longer has any customers. Desperation gets the better of some people, you know."

Unexpectedly, role-playing Bernie Ecclestone, CEO of Formula One racing, is among the most frequent requests to both male and female sex traders.

1 comment:

  1. haha this his hilarious! "pulling a Mosley"
    I'm gonna use it with my friends but i'm pretty sure they'll have no idea who he is. it's okay. i'm one up on them.

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